Reddit on March 31, 2009: Top Posts and Discussions

Tuesday, Mar. 31st 2009

News on 3/31/09

If we don't kill them they'll die; the morbidly absurd prosecution of child pornography laws against teenage kids where the only possible victim was themselves
r/worldnews · ArfurPint · 857 pts
Police car travelling at 90mph in a 30mph zone at night without sirens on hit and kills a young girl
r/worldnews · wrboyce · 625 pts
Schoolgirl rapist kneecapped by vigilantes
r/worldnews · wrboyce · 123 pts
Mother pleads guilty to death of her son, but insists that the charges be dropped when he is resurrected. Authorities: DEAL!
r/news · mhanson01 · 90 pts
Ex-Office Depot Worker Speaks Out On Laptop Policy (May be a nation-wide problem)
r/news · jack_alexander · 87 pts
Should a bridge that would connect two campuses at Microsoft's headquarters be funded with $11 million from the federal stimulus package?
r/news · DNME · 83 pts
Canadian hitman admits 28 deaths. In other news, there are hitmen in Canada.
r/worldnews · koavf · 56 pts
"Cheney was deeply involved with the Israelis in the planning for Gaza, resupplying them with weapons...providing intelligence...So we were deeply involved in helping the Israelis do the attack on Gaza, with intelligence, etc., and weaponry." these and many other fascinating gems from Sy Hersh
r/worldnews · [deleted] · 43 pts

Politics on 3/31/09

Sports on 3/31/09

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Also rear-ended by a hummer [PIC]

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The difference between Pixar and Dreamworks [PIC]

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OH YEAH!

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A man, a vision, and the swimming pool he built in his garage

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Rear-ended by a Hummer (pics)

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DESTROYED by a Hummer.

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The saddest lion you've ever seen

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WORST TATTOO EVER...[PIC]

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Reddit on March 31, 2009

Tuesday, Mar. 31st 2009

News on 3/31/09

If we don't kill them they'll die; the morbidly absurd prosecution of child pornography laws against teenage kids where the only possible victim was themselves

Police car travelling at 90mph in a 30mph zone at night without sirens on hit and kills a young girl

Schoolgirl rapist kneecapped by vigilantes

Mother pleads guilty to death of her son, but insists that the charges be dropped when he is resurrected. Authorities: DEAL!

Ex-Office Depot Worker Speaks Out On Laptop Policy (May be a nation-wide problem)

Should a bridge that would connect two campuses at Microsoft's headquarters be funded with $11 million from the federal stimulus package?

Canadian hitman admits 28 deaths. In other news, there are hitmen in Canada.

"Cheney was deeply involved with the Israelis in the planning for Gaza, resupplying them with weapons...providing intelligence...So we were deeply involved in helping the Israelis do the attack on Gaza, with intelligence, etc., and weaponry." these and many other fascinating gems from Sy Hersh

Politics on 3/31/09

"if [drugs] were legal, governments would realize about $33 billion a year in tax revenue. Net swing of $77 billion...the cartels would be out of business. Instantly. Goodbye crime and violence."

Alberto Gonzales, with no apparent sense of irony, said Mexico should have oral, public trials of major organized crime figures rather than having trials consist of written testimony read by a judge behind closed doors. Doing things in private breeds corruption, he said.

Cannot believe no one is talking about this: "Merrill Lynch Bonuses 22 Times The Size Of AIG's"

"Have you noticed Obama always relies on a teleprompter?" <political cartoon>

This Weed Bust Could Pay for Itself... PIC

Sports on 3/31/09

Obama orders GM and Chrysler to cease participation in NASCAR.

Anyone have the clip of Ichiro's "throw?" It's not on metacafe or youtube anywhere. Anyone have an original file?

Andrew Bynum nursing his knee injury at the Playboy mansion [pic]

Blackhawks vs. Canucks Brawl from 3/29/09 (hair-pulling and all)

Finally Official: John Calipari Bolts for Kentucky

Pictures and Memes