Reddit on April 9, 2009

Let's say you've gone back in time

A bull the size of a blood cell. Deep in a Japanese university stands the world's smallest statue, so unknown to non-scientists that Wikipedia doesn't even have a photo

How did the secret service allow this to happen? [pic]

watch yourself, buddy. you could be next. [PIC]

A Buddha the size of a skyscraper. Deep in the Chinese hinterland stands the world's tallest statue, so unknown in the West that Wikipedia doesn't even have a picture.

Step 1. Tie balloons to car

A page the size of a moderately long page. Deep in the Wikipedian hinterland sits a page of all the big fucking statues, so unknown in the [pics] that Reddit doesn't even have a link, till now.

A cross the size of a skyscraper. Deep in the American hinterland stands the world's tallest cross, so unknown in the East that Wikipedia doesn't even have a picture.