Reddit on January 31, 2011

My (Now Removed) Spleen is in the Running for a Guinness World Record

Interestingly enough...

The Most Ignored Warning in the Universe

This scared the absolute shit out of me the other day

From now on, periods will be known as shark week

Worth the effort

/r/relationshipadvice and /r/reddit in a nutshell.

Yep. Sorry, Dad. He's a brand new baby ass. Introducing Cocky Cory

Damnit Canada (Disappointed Dog)

Doctors from all around the hospital came in just to see how bad my arm break was

Seems Legit

Coolest logo I've ever seen

There's a lot of clever business cards out there. This has got to be my favorite though

Regarding apartment shootings

High School English.

...you other gentleman cannot dispute

Introducing Creeper Canine

You Got Scumbag Steve a Job at Your Office