Reddit on October 14, 2011

Fuck the police.

She says since she is 2 minutes older, she gets to blow out the candles. 101 years of this shit.

I was driving when I saw a man on a chariot being pulled by a fucking pit-bull I had to take a pic

No one is stealing my phone, because this is now my permanent wallpaper.

Freshman boldly goes...

Downvoting Roman Loves To See This Title

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Paranoid Parrot Goes To The Airport

The 99% Penguin

Caramel Over Vanilla Ice Cream in Hollowed-out Apples (xpost)

Its just a phase

My local bar claims they serve all of their drinks in mason jars. I thought I had them stumped when I asked about wine, but they laughed and placed this in front of me.

Because Fuck Paralysis.

Every single trip...

Fuck yea.

Australia's own Scumbag Steve

Whenever I make an obscure comment that gets one upvote

Philosophy major?