Reddit on January 14, 2012

So, today my daughter and I found out what slap bracelets are made of: recycled tape measures

The Ultimate Anti-Zombie Fortress.

The Greatest Sculpture on Earth. 18th Century. "ONE" Piece of Ivory. No mechanical tools. They said it took him his whole artistic lifetime to complete, 1 sculpture.

Can't freaking wait

Autographed?

Redditor's wife- Jan. 18th

tl;dr for all of Reddit this week

Face-palmed after hearing this one.

First/Third World Problems/Success

My mother knitted me a traditional Norwegian reddit sweater with space invaders on it. Turned out fine!

Redditor's wife [FIXED -- PERMANENTLY]

College Freshman's First Day of Class

Treatment for OCD. YOU BASTARDS!!!

My friend firing a musket at night

Good Guy Gates

Jesus overslept

One does not simply...

Asian Father on Pokemon