Reddit on February 13, 2012

I made my girlfriend a sexy calendar for Christmas. What do you think?

My college cancelled class today because of the "snow storm" (I'm in the south)

The scariest part of every Shel Silverstein book

flying in 1952

Good Guy Akeem

Checking University's meme page

Right this very second.

Introducing: Scumbag Whitney!... Too soon?

Good Guy Colin

My wife got me a new ski mask. When the stars are right, she shall be spared

Lego Couple's Necklace

Not only is this the coolest friendship ever, but their handler tops it off.

So I opened the top of a public toilet and found these guys...

Fuck you, brain!

Actually happened to a friend yesterday

Could have saved a lot of trouble

Newt Gingrich gets priorities straight

I fell victim to this once