Reddit on March 19, 2012

Jupiter and its moon Io. The red dot is a volcano on the moon's surface and the blue cloud is the volcano's emissions

I've got Bell's Palsy. If you can't laugh at yourself, life's gonna seem a whole lot longer than you like.

I'll give it to them - this startled me for a second.

Turns out that toothpaste clears up hazy car headlights

To the spider that I just killed..

I Choose Yoga

I hate running into classmates on Sunday.

There is only one thing to remember when posting on Reddit...

Upvoting Obama

I just got married at the Taj Mahal

The Faun from Pan's Labyrinth in full make up taking a lunch break.

I took my son to the Seattle Aquarium yesterday. I submit for your consideration a river otter sucking its tail while sleeping.

Trunk full of puppies

He used all the toothpaste

Fry checking girls out

When I get proven wrong by another redditor

The sad truth...

Forgot my phone, already sat on the toilet.