Reddit on May 5, 2012

Now, after 30 years, you can carry all of this in your pocket...

My friend is king of SAPs

Cutting a drop of water in half... with a bullet. [X-post r/waterporn]

seriously...I'm not going to let you in if you don't shake them

Moon over Iceland

Why Justin Beiber is more popular than your favorite band

It's like my lungs just shut down for an update.

"Yesssssssssss"

Now I always have to watch his hands

Chin up, guys. He'll be back.

Twenty years later and my mum is still taking me to see the big diggers..

Tied my iPhone to a kite.

Some Men Just Want to Watch the World Burn

At a dance the other night...

Everyone in my neighborhood around this time

Just sold back a textbook that I was renting

Classic Samuel L Jackson (Avengers)

My organs are douchebags