Reddit on May 30, 2013

This guy is good

Got a new shower curtain. Girlfriend went to the bathroom and screamed loud enough to have the neighbors knock on my door.

Here is a hummingbird nest my wife found. I don't think I've ever seen one before. (maybe more than just r/mildly interesting) (xpost)

Which one of you is going outside?

Garden, Pond, Couch

Skype, you keep using that word...

Didn't realize how insecure I was until this happened.

Scumbag Doctor's office. I wasn't even a new patient, either.

Watching porn as a teenager when someone would walk into the room and I would close all tabs (SFW)

Powerful image! Police and firefighters in Spain clashing over austerity measures

I die a little inside

My wife is a teacher and to begin her lesson on U.S. geography she always has the 8th graders try to draw a map of the U.S. so she can show them how much they don't know. But this one kid just OWNED it!

Sorry professor, my falcon ate my homework...

What this made me think of

Samuel L. Jackson

Finally!

Destroying an expired credit card...

I still get embarrassed when I think about this...