Reddit on July 15, 2013

Operation "F#@* the Lawn" update. OP delivers.

Asshole of the day: Pulls car out of parking spot so no one can drive past because she's too lazy to carry her shopping to the back of her car, causing a line of traffic.

The animal handlers at the Oregon Zoo took Elephant around to meet some other animals. The sea lions were her favorite.

I ran out of bananas to feed this Thai Elephant, so she went for my camera...

Every time I show my Kansas I.D when visiting a different state.

My friend couldn't think of the word "feather."

My friend just broke up with his girlfriend, I told him to look on the bright side.

Why I always take a shit before clocking out

Every time I take care of one of my cousins and get dirty looks for being in the park with them

Someone "yarn bombed" this statue, because if any statue should have a sweater, it's Mr. Rogers.

Hit us so hard they left an Audi imprint on our Volvo

Someone decided to face swap Aziz Ansari on to covers of rap albums; probably the best decision they've made.

Saw an old friend looking sad and alone in Central Park.

No one has ever checked.

Realized this while thinking about past relationships.

As the father of a 3yr old and a 4yr old

GGG customer service rep while trying to cancel my Directv subscription. Made my whole month.

Bad Luck Brian is just trying to quit