Reddit on October 16, 2013

Aerial view of Amsterdam

Blue snowy morning

My friend works inside a vending machine. As a Halloween publicity stunt for a snack, he grabs people's hands when they try to use it. Must be the smallest office in the world...

My dog is 5 times her weight, but sits there whining because she won't let him pass

When in doubt, look to Chris Rock for the answer

It was hard to stifle the laughs when my 6-year-old said this at the table last night

As someone in their 20s, I think about this fairly often

How I feel as a science major typing my notes into Microsoft Word

I'm still in shock

This is why I love Wisconsin.

My girlfriend went home to Thailand for the summer. Whilst there she bought some cheap T-Shirts, this is probably the best one.

Rio de Janeiro at night

Melamed suffers a rare muscular condition. He completed the Chicago marathon in 16 hours and 46 minutes at 1:30am Monday.

Doing this, the number of jobs I get recruited to apply for keeps going up over time

Embarrassing

I miss John Madden

Long story short - Lost custody of her children to her mother. Mother lets her see her children, even though it is not court ordered.

Scumbag Intestines