Reddit on February 21, 2014

San Francisco fog

In case you were wondering, this is the tallest palm tree in the world

The ice in the pond is melting.

Archaeologist have dated this figurine head to be approximately 25,000 years old.

My dad's puns just never cease to amaze me

Co-worker said this to our boss today.

As someone who has been falsely accused of doing several things that would make me a "Scumbag Ex," here are my thoughts on seeing this sudden resurgence...

Found this one out the hard way

My EX thought she could win me back with some pictures.

So I looked out in the garden earlier ... I own neither a ginger cat nor a giant white rabbit ...

Pulling into Walmart with my room-mate when we both go, "Is that a fucking bobcat?"

The guy I want on my side during a brawl

Olympic Gold Medals from 1896 to 2014

The Olympics are kind of depressing

I'm a flight attendant. I feel like this is appropriate.

Every damn time.

My luck at Tim Horton's roll up the rim

Pizza driver here. Got accused of stealing money from a customer at a college by not giving enough change. Had to waste gas and time to go back and explain simple subtraction to someone who goes to college. Turns out they counted the change wrong.