Reddit on March 9, 2014

Black Chrome "Tron" Lamborghini Aventador

The Pyramids from the KFC across the road

Double ended bronze dildo unearthed from Han dynasty tomb (about 2000 years old)

Decided to have some fun with the ant poison today

This morning my fiance asked if I could help her lick envelopes for save the dates. I was super hung over from drinking last night and I told her this

I thought OkCupid was just full of gay men

When ever I see a No Turn on Red sign [FIXED]

New record! Thanks daylight savings time!

Scumbag Duke Energy

Aquarium elevator. Berlin Germany

St. Malo, France

Right after sunset it looked as if we were flying over lava.

RIP Bill Guarnere, member of Easy Company

To the lady sitting in front of me in the theater

I actually heard this last night... He was dead serious.

I can't wait until I live alone

My Scumbag Cousin, everybody. Grandma made me promise not to call the cops.

The dishwasher in the kitchen I work at has the most under appreciated and most physically taxing job there. He has down syndrome and I have never seen him without a smile on his face in all the months I've worked there: