Reddit on April 8, 2014

War stuck in trees.

Chopping wood (from /r/itookapicture)

Perfect timing

Compared to my other traffic stops, this one went really well!

The Outlook is bleak

I tried to warn my 80+ year old landlord that her lawyer was a scumbag, but she simply wouldn't believe me.

I got pulled over when I was in high school. While I didn't actually have anything illegal in my car, still wasn't a smart thing to say.

Friend said this when I poured my Starbucks into my travel mug. He was serious.

Upon hearing the front runners for the 2016 Presidential Election are Clinton and Bush

This dog's life is beyond better than mine

This blew my mind. A real, restored picture of Abraham Lincoln from 1862. They used this picture to make the penny (x-post from r/colorizedhistory)

I saved a juvenile hummingbird who fell out of his nest. He eats every half hour out of a syringe and is learning how to fly today. He's oddly comfortable with me and perches on my finger.

Worst. Locker. Ever.

Went to Big Lots. Wasn't disappointed.

My parents after I help them with their computer problems

The hood off my friends car was stolen today.

we've come full circle people

To the guy who watched Kill Bill with mute on, I raise you my audiobook adventure - I thought I just didn't 'get it'.