Reddit on May 27, 2014

My sister asked me to bring her dog from Dallas to Austin so I sent her this picture and said we were on the way.

In regards to the recent UCSB shootings and the subsequent over-saturation by the media.

Knocked out drunk guy misses chance to meet Dave Grohl and John Paul Jones

I live in an area that is getting Google Fiber, I got this in the mail. I think they're scared

Happy 92nd birthday to Sir Christopher Lee

My dad said this to a waitress the other night.

So I had this happen at work today...

Having worked as a janitor in a hospital..

A while back my wife and I ran into a pregnant friend we hadn't seen in a couple months.

My dog's first beach experience. Seagulls are the new squirrels.

So it hailed in South Dakota today...

I work in the oil patch, and don't get to see beautiful moments like this every day.

To the black students at my predominantly white university

Sweating through my slacks as I pass women in skirts and open-toed shoes...

If a guy has a foot fetish...

My wife can be bossy...

Hit me while watching Aladdin with my younger cousins today

You know who you are