Reddit on July 26, 2014

At a bonfire. Wife instructs me to hold my one year old son high to get a "cool shot". I think it looks like I'm about to sacrifice him...

My skull after being hit by a pool filter that exploded from to much pressure

Buds of a Hoya Wax Flower

Octopus candle holder

Has stopped me from viruses and poor quality all the time

Good Guy Dunkin Donuts Manager

My friend mentioned this game today and it is an evil plot if i've ever heard one

That's not what 'on the dot' means cable guy.

I forgot the word peacock

The guy who did the Dante's Inferno sand sculpture just finished a new masterpiece in Italy...Hell.

This anteater's front leg looks like a panda

In 1964 my grandpa found a pair of mastodon teeth in a cave in northern Arkansas- the coffee cup is for scale.

So this happened. I'm practically a con artist at this point

So this happened at my gym this morning...

We were a 97% match too

I'm from Iceland, but I'm guessing there are other people who might relate...

I just heard about this today and I couldn't believe it

Death Metal Problems