Reddit on July 31, 2014

Jonathan the turtle in year 1900 and today.

Air strike about to hit a gray, concrete building of moderate height in Gaza City.

Kanuhura, Maldives.

Last year I put an ad on Craigslist for my parents, offering their unused pasture for grazing, in exchange for a little of the meat raised on it. I love it when a plan comes together.

My downstairs neighbor sent me a text message about the noise.

My sister walked into this bar

My son is not very discreet...

I just found out that my Ex is telling my embarrassing secrets to our mutual friend group... Remembering this fact sure comes in handy!

I'm looking at you every morning show.

I'm vacationing in Cambodia, here's my hotel at sunset

My wife and I decided to do something creative for our 21st anniversary portrait. "21 Years of Adventure"

I Threw My GoPro in the Air 10 Times and Hoped For the Best

I don't care how drunk I was.

Umm.. What are you doing?

I have failed at this. Kids, don't make my mistake.

I-- I don't even remember your last name

This just happened to me. I have been working at this place longer than everyone ..

I think she figured it out halfway through the question