Reddit on August 21, 2014

"That's not going to hold without a stud," my SO said. "Don't worry," I replied. "I've got half inch toggle bolts."

It rained a lot in Winnipeg today.

I was really excited about telling my friends too

10th anniversary today, thought we'd capture the romance.

"Yes, yess...right there."

Biggest issue in my life right now

Sorry chief, it doesn't work like that.

Offered a friend a Coors, he said no, then went on to tell me why microbrews are better and why my beer sucks.

Ran out of condoms with my girlfriend the other night, she told me to just 'pull out', told her not to kid herself.

Tom Hardy waves at a bridal party while filming "The Dark Knight Rises" in Pittsburgh

A foggy night in Odessa, Ukraine, when a digital billboard crashed and displayed a floating error warning in the night sky.

Firefly squid in Japan

It's a big world out there

Medical School makes me see things I shouldn't.

Have fun at work tomorrow /u/alazz.

Don't need to leave bed

I mean, I know I'm a little on the heavy side, but really?...

Enjoy paying off that TV for the next 25 years.