Reddit on November 12, 2014

Getting grey, 15 years together.

This is how i know there is a spider on the ceiling

Best buy had some pens on sale for 50¢. I ordered 45. They sent them to me in 45 different boxes.

Nicobar Pigeon

Found a massive stick insect on my front door!

The class of 50 got uncomfortably quiet

Saw a group of these at the dining hall at my (large) university..I wish I had their childhood.

This morning was kind of awkward.

As a young male teacher, never ask a high school girl her age.

Beastie Boys chasing Madonna around on stage with squirt guns, 1985

The Washington Post used a different -- and appropriate -- object to show the scale of the comet in today's Rosetta landing.

So many little airplanes

…Oh

Recent wedding...the worst part is, she wouldn't shut up about it

Thanks.. I guess.

The look of pride on his face after. He wins today.

To be fair, it was a fairly wacky menu.

I learned this the hard way growing up.