Reddit on January 28, 2015

So I got a glimpse of the future this morning...

the gods protect this place

"Sup, human?"

Whenever one of my dogs comes into the living room licking their lips.

Lion & Butterfly

Man's best friend!

Middle class problems

Scumbag Jenny McCarthy

Every time I see them they complain that birth control is too much of a hassle for either of them...

Morning train rider claiming all 6 seats. Notice the lovely barricade saving us all from having to sit with King-Douche

So I'm paying you money. . . to pay you money?

Our school's yummy $6 lunch

Most stylish man on the tube.

Lets not forget that 29 years ago today, these 7 brave astronauts lost their lives when Challenger blew apart shortly after launch

Oh you poor thing

Everyone was drunk and technically he's correct...but WOW.

Can't believe I just said that

Only you can stop the zombie cat apocalypse