Reddit on February 5, 2015

Robert Mugabe, the dictator of Zimbabwe and all around asshole, is trying to suppress pictures of him falling over in Harare airport.

Ambush by snowballs from our seniors at the Military College in Québec Canada while moving desks after exams. We built a phalanx.

My 5 year old nephew asked how long my newborn needed to charge before he could go home...it's a heart rate monitor.

My uncle did this. (the rest of his family went on a cruise)

My husband may have gone too far in dressing our son like an old man for school today

People who drive long distances will know this joy

My wife called me as soon as she could when this happened to her this morning...

I'm no meme police, but "insanity wolf" used to mean something actually insane

A small perk to living in the Midwest

I left a water bottle in my truck over night this is the natural ice design on the inside

So my dad decided to do something with all the snow we're getting...!

One of just a few left..

My view from the Pizza Hut balcony

I'm taking laziness to another level.

Perspective is a powerful thing

She left her credit card at the bar, I was just trying to return it.

I'm 33 god dammit. Why is this my life?

I picked this tip up from a semi-truck driver; it really ought to be common knowledge.