Reddit on February 20, 2015

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

Nova Scotia gothic.

Meet Patrick, the oldest and largest living Wombat

Cancer cells under an electron microscope

My friend's uncle says this to every guy his daughter dates. This guy had balls of steel.

Just my luck while ushering my friend out of the room as the Skype interview with a college admissions officer was connecting.

Happened earlier. No idea what to do.

This annoyed me more than it should have

I asked our new Administrative Assistant how her lunch was today......

'The Architect' by Erik Johansson really confuses my mind!

After laying low since December, Stephen Colbert attends (and is honored at) The Oscar Wilde Awards sporting a "colbeard."

This 1956 Kitchen Hasn’t Been Touched For 50 Years

Saw this van delivering fish to a restaurant on a recent trip to New York City, thought the company name was pretty cool.

When my wife who is a doctor gets sick and attempts to lecture me about my health.

Have the house to myself all day while recuperating from vasectomy. Doctor's orders say no ejaculation for 5 Days.

Recess Done Right

Howard's definitely the more considerate of my two dogs

Seems obvious, but I've worked at three corporations and there was always some assclown who did this.