Reddit on February 25, 2015

1750 BC problems.

Police Officer compares his firearm to a bb gun recovered during a school fight

Forrest Gump - Scene 1, Take 1.

Feels like I'm living in the old west

Does no one see the ears?

When people ask me why I don't have a girlfriend.

Ffffuuuu-

Wet wipes > toilet paper > napkins > paper towels > coffee filters > my new low as of this morning.

Three simple words that can make me the happiest.

Seen hanging from the steering column of a taxi cab [x-post: /r/Singapore] [OP: /u/dkmag]

When I was a kid, I liked strawberries so much that I would eat them until I got sick. Here is one of those times.

Biggest plane ever built

Shrink wrap technology has really gone too far.

Dueling Pistols from 1830

There was a 1 in 7 chance of this occurring, but it made me happy.

I guess they only like the practice in theory.

I overheard this person at my local starbucks today.

Now that I can buy whatever cereal I want