Reddit on April 15, 2015

Went to a trade show in Germany - they were 3D scanning people and printing mini statues in detail. The possibilities...

The worst person ever.

Thanks for all the nice words about my pencils carvings guys. I made this for you.

A Giant, Creepy, Realistic Wool Cat Head You Can Wear as a Mask

Good thing no one asked how I did it

I have no idea who she was and I was incredibly creeped out.

Someone else took the credit.

As a parent of two bright and talented children who are now struggling young adults

They're not goddamn chickens

I received a letter from an 84 yr old resident. His handwriting is absolutely beautiful.

My morning walk was interrupted by a freaking dinosaur

How Every Parking Sign Should Be

This is the size of entire motherboard (w CPU, GPU, RAM etc.) of the new MacBook laptop.

Currently one of my neighbors a few houses down

The other two whine. All the time

Heard on /r/Showerthoughts, brilliant!

Last night was a good night

I drive a semi truck for local delivery and I can't stop on a dime.