Reddit on May 6, 2015

We took my Grandma to Hawaii for the first time.

Three students at UNOmaha subdue another student after he pulls out a knife in the school library.

Looks so comfy

McDonald's toys from 1987

Game Of Thrones illustrated like Disney characters

So this just happened. . .

Semen Analysis Came Back

48 hours in to the online dating scene. Everything goes well until I suggest meeting up...

Girlfriend said this after "accidentally" stabbing me in the foot

This is the pizza order one woman used to get police to her home, where she was being held hostage by her boyfriend

This is how a pub in my town tries to stop drinking and driving

Story of my life...

Why can't it always be like this?

My friend was partially paralyzed a few years ago. She has been waiting years for this moment.

My coworker got pulled over for speeding after going to an Army surplus store.

As a professor, I sometimes teach freshmen. This was a sobering realization.

They were coming out of a bar late at night. I just assumed!

They call me the social butterfly