Reddit on May 29, 2015

Illegally taken picture from one of the Greta Giza Pyramids

He told me he's going to hug the evil out of the evil Queen...

Sheila likes to dig out crabs and play with them...

My sister's husband left her more than a year ago and she's been living with us at home ever since

Uppercase cat and lowercase cat

As a line cook reading the "Working in retail" advice mallard...

I'm 45 and have been doing this job for 27 years.

I couldn't stop the words as they left my mouth...

As an EMT reading the pissing contest between the retail worker and line cook right now...

I lost track of time while refilling my waterbed

And all the salaried people browsing reddit are like...

Keep calm and ......

Do you even climb?

So there is a trend in Japan to shave dogs' fur into cubes...

When I call a place to see if they got my resume

Went to the bathroom at work and forgot my phone.

After working 24 hours, sleeping for 5, then waking up at 4 am to work another 16

when i babysat his kids thought i was cool for breaking the rules.