Reddit on July 28, 2015

Wait, are we poor?

How I feel turning 25 tomorrow.

The boy was asked to describe his father....

The pose you make when you're at the movies and someone walks in front of you in the aisle

We got out in a hurry so my son didn't think to put on a t-shirt.

I was eating lunch with some coworkers and she was sitting right across from me...

Don't trash broken pottery. Do some shit with it.

When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie...

Good Guy Comcast

So this just fell out of the fucking sky in front of me

Our car broke down on the side of the road and this officer stopped to check on us. He waited with us for the tow truck to arrive, gave my kids little badge tattoos, and then sent this in the mail.

Someone noticed!

I work on the ocean and today I found a message in a bottle!

I know I should be appreciative of Hendrix and Cobain, but this is honestly the best part.

My coworkers call me things like "pussy" and "gay" for wearing ear protection and a respirator

Really big Cactus

Redditors wife doesn't care for the helpful advice

It was my first time and I'm a little embarrassed about the little rush I got