Reddit on August 19, 2015

turns out, it's pretty cool having one-way windows at the office...

My Secret Bookcase Door Smoking Lounge, my favorite house project that I've actually completed

This is Shrek, the renegade sheep that escaped and avoided shearing for 6 years.

Before and After Coffee

I just don't feel like clicking through 20+ pages.

My first ex, everybody

I... I see you're home from work early.

R.I.P.

MRW I overhear a female at a bar go on a rant about how the dating/social system is unfair and puts too much pressure on men.

this is khaled assad. Isis militants just beheaded him and hung his body in the square because he refused to reveal where they had hidden Palmyra Antiques

Sail Amsterdam 2015

The bastards finally did it

My friend's iPhone fell into the industrial paper shredder at work the other day

Apparently I just sort of blend in with the background. At least I've done nothing to draw any negative attention to myself.

I have no friends.

My 13yo brother's reply after I started complaining about my upcoming cycling meet

Regarding the Hillary email scandal

In laws are in town for our wedding, a six year old dropped this one on us. Mommy and daddy were both present.