Reddit on September 12, 2015

A deal has been made

Don't think the owner of this hotel thought this through.

My friend met a fellow captain...

Girlfriend and I have 5 cats and 2 dogs that all love to sleep with us at night... Solution? We made an 11ft King+Full mega bed!

Groom's scumbag parents

As a dad, I feel there just aren't enough of these.

It's all over now...

My GF thinks she can get me to do chores by denying me sex...

Be careful of your married friends...

Made from old watch parts

I admire LEGOland's dedication to their craft. Really went for the realism here.

How Costco deals with major idiot

Before and after: Illustration by Fulvio Alejandro

Good first impressions.

I was disappointed but admired his manners.

Girlfriend laid this one on me after a gassy night of cuddling

I really lucked out with the wife I got.

Sometimes lying is a good thing