Reddit on September 14, 2015

My girlfriend found this hermit crab in Cuba using a toothpaste cap as a shell

Oil companies don't advertise like they used to...

Having dinner surrounded by a swimming pool

Awesome response

Not all heroes wear capes

I've been wondering this for a while.

Wasn't even close to quitting cigarettes but this was the deciding factor.

Looking at you Microsoft.

As a commuting student, this annoys me to no end

Saw this while changing the sheets in my "furnished" apartment. No wonder my back was killing me.

This gorilla had just lost its mother

Blue Dominican Amber

I'm no longer banned from playing in magic tournaments. I have risen from the ashes to defend my honor against the scrubs of Earth. Prepare yourselves.

Ah yes, another productive conversation.

I see the guy at least once a week. I can't possibly tell him the truth.

I'll be in my bedroom

Welp, time to type in every combo of email and password I've ever made...

Some of the worst politicians