Reddit on September 16, 2015

Giant Ammonite fossil and Otto

Ahmed Mohammed's family offers pizza to crowd of waiting media at his home

Welcome to Florida

The clock is ticking people

My thought after constantly receiving praise at work

This is making me sad

As a reasonable Texan, this has been my first thought after clicking way too many headlines this year. Most recently, the kid arrested for bringing a clock to school.

Showed that asshole...

Aaaaand today is gonna suck.

14 year old Muslim student reaction to being arrested for bringing a clock into school

Mugatu's Derelicte fashion line is now at Fred Meyer

A fishing village in Greece

What did you expect, genius?

Tom Hanks and Patton Oswalt (and Emma Watson) Watching the GOPDebate on set: "we're all very confused"

I brought this to school when I was 14 years old for show and tell. I got an "A".

Posture Matters (NSFW)

After like 75 clock jokes on the front page

How my mom reacts when I tell her I am serious about not wanting children.