Reddit on October 16, 2015

Google Fiber wants my love

Two years ago my son wanted to be a mailbox for Halloween. Last year, he was a vending machine. This year, he's going as a Skee-Ball game.

Tiger After Snow Fight

I was a manager too but I guess I just don't know labor laws, right?

Drunken pizza rolls: 425 for 12 hours, allow to cool, use as charcoal for next years BBQ

My wife, who is having a child next week, dropped this one on me. She still doesn't quite get what she said.

As someone who just missed out on a spur-of-the-moment opportunity, trust me. Just get it.

She thinks I am much smarter than I actually am.

As a member of the last generation to grow up without the Internet

As a Fisherman you sometimes catch the unexpected.

Child sleeping with Reindeer in Mongolia (x-post from /r/MostBeautiful)

Nature, in all its majestic glory.

My sister got me this for as a housewarming present. She gets me.

NO ONE likes you...

As a guy new to cooking, don't make the same mistake I did. A burned hand, two hours of food dropped, and sitting here in shame, I know I'll never do it again.

Just found out my wife knows my username (I love you, honey)

She's a Great Dane, but still, I didn't see this coming.

I know I'm not alone