Reddit on November 4, 2015

I took some photos of teeny tiny people harvesting my leftover Halloween candy

When you absolutely must play football -- Lofoten Islands, Norway.

Yorba Linda, California water district is punishing people who conserved water during the drought with a "conservation fee."

Fountain at the Cinncinati Public Library

Speaking of TSA's ability to detect weapons, this caused a 15 minute delay because they thought there was a knife in my bag but could not find it.

Her mood has improved considerably

Choosing pomegranates

Went in for a phone, came out with a toothpick.

i just had to get this off my chest.

Canada's new badass Minister of National Defense, Lt. Col. Harjit Sajjan: 3 tours of Afghanistan, 1 of Bosnia, first Sikh to command a Canadian Regiment and a detective in the Gang Crime Unit of the Vancouver Police Department.

A cat sits majestically over the Spanish town of Calp.

I'm gonna be rich!

Made me and my wife's thumbprints out of paper -

The joys of being anti-social

When we get a heatwave late in the year and I see a mosquito

Do I get to feel bad about this?

She put me through so much shit I'm showing no mercy, no fucks given on her behalf.

Well then, I guess this is goodbye, bitch!