Reddit on February 5, 2016

A crane collapsed in the middle of the street in New York City today.

Scumbag old people keep stealing all the fruit off my trees. Hundreds of oranges grown, all but 5 picked before they're ripe. And yes, I've been yelling at them, but they're punks who wait till I go to work!

Had no tripod so stitched 2 photos together to make a nice family picture. Then about a month later(1 hour ago) I saw it...

A mouse has died inside a 155-year-old mousetrap in a museum

This... can't be good.

I was ordering coffee, when the guy ordering next to me says this to me

I immediately scheduled an appointment with my doctor...

I heard you like roundabouts.

After not dating for 2 years, feels good.

Souvenir from Japan

I owe my inbox an apology

Ireland

I found out I have nearly perfect credit today. I called my parents and found out why.

Yeeaaah, about that....

I am really concerned about his manstration...

Actual Advice Mallard

In my defense she had big casts on her legs....

I'm Proud