Reddit on March 1, 2016

Machine cut meteorite

You know you're a badass when you carry a holstered attack dog.

I haven't had a drink in years, and they never send a cab

Every middle-aged woman in my town

A punk about to knockout a klan member.

An episode of 'Tom and Jerry' is unfolding in front of me...

Heard this from a mentor years ago, and it has stuck with me

Just hit me in the shower

When someone replies disagreeing and you respond with sources

Restored photo of a swamp hospital

I learned how to work better today on my way to work . . . .

Meanwhile, at the mattress factory...

Well It was nice working with you...

Hate when this happens. Just makes the day feel longer

Helen Mirren is like Jennifer Lawrence of the seventies.

It's a vicious cycle

I can't stand people like this

GG Mr. Rodgers