Reddit on March 16, 2016

Defeating the purpose perfectly

Face swapped Mulder and Scullly look like a great synthpop band

Oh... Uhh... Well, shit.

My friend owns a floral store and made these puppy baskets for a dog rescue fundraiser.

Saw mega yacht on fire today.

To the US tourist just sentenced to 15 years in jail

Girl offers to set me up with a friend she's sure i'll get on with...

Before you rush into a relationship, just remember..

It never got any closer

Holding the vending machine hostage

Texas flood victim moved to his roof

So Walmart decided to dump inventory. Everything was a quarter. I regret nothing....

Today was a VERY good day, and it's only 9:15 am.

Reddit this week has made me realize

I'm a single man in my 30's. A co-worker commented on how well I was holding my liquor at a staff party.

/r/SandersForPresident commenters this morning...

My neighbor, who also refuses to pay for a fence

I always struggled with my weight and finally took control back in August. I've lost 86 pounds and reached a milestone today.