Reddit on May 3, 2016

Spiderbro guarding me from malaria outside my window.

Twins married twins and born twins too

This duck is sitting on its butt

Origami gecko next to a real gecko

It's that time of the semester again

Now, I'm the asshole

Doctors office

Aaaand I'm going back inside. (Yes, "divorce".)

Don't make friends with these kind of free riding people...

My town of 60,000 people is being evacuated due to a forest fire. The town is expected to be burned down. Here is a picture of a couple hours ago.

Lord of the rings fire pit

Patton Oswalt and his daughter Alice

Norway's traditional national dress, the bunad

As someone who is getting married in a couple weeks.

60% of the time, it works every time.

And then she winked at me

I've never been so embarrassed, everyone turned and stared at me

Well maybe if you paid them more they wouldn't be on assistance.