Reddit on May 29, 2016

It may be a bit complicated to get to my workstation, but the commute is worth every ounce of effort.

Manhole cover in Seattle bearing a map of the city

I'm not a woman, but this seems pretty convenient.

Meanwhile in Australia

Statue of a polar bear impaled on a oil supply line, dumped infront of the danish parliament

My friend told me three NBA players came into her restaurant and her manager said to only charge them for their drinks.

I love my wife...

RIP Harambe

My mother told me this after I discovered my girlfriend of 3 years had been cheating on me the whole time

A rare picture of the 3 Stooges taken in the 70s.

Change your locks when you move in! I'm still scratching my head.

Here is a picture of my cab from Episode 7. Cheers!

Giant sphere unearthed in forest

Everyone was staring at me...

Go fuck yourself, Microsoft!

M'boss

The worst reason to get healthy

The secret to living a happy life is perspective, guy.