Reddit on June 7, 2016

Portal Mirrors.

My old girl lives to swim but she just can't do it by herself anymore so now I'm her flotation device.

One new hire is going to have an interesting orientation

Going to get it back tomorrow...

Don't ever do this to a server... you fuck up their balance and loud crashing sounds usually ensue

The husband is a pale ginger.

High Maintenance

this wasn't the nicest call of the day, while I'm in my office ... in germany.

Incognito is a false sense of security

This young man was jogging, he said he's working towards making the high school football team in my city. His family couldn't afford to send him to camp or get him proper equipment. Never give up on your dreams.

A Finnish policewoman is in the news due to this and I can't help but think she's Finland's own Bad Luck Brian.

Voting in a lower-economic neighborhood...

Clever charity box.

2 years and 212 pounds later I finally was able to remove the skin.

Don't forget to tip your servers

A kid just walked into a final and sat down, dressed like this

Friend of a friend who wonders why she can't keep a "decent guy".

I think I speak for a lot of people in California today