Reddit on July 22, 2016

"Biggest leak in history"

First time using a pressure washer. A bug landed on my leg...

I asked for them to draw us a penguin...

Calling into Pizza Hut

Those paws are huge

Making a little girl's dreams come true

Zookeeper/Sloth reenactment at the zoo...

I can say no

that'll show him

Do less, earn more

Take that Anti-vaxxers

I'll admit it is a little awkward...

Probably why beluga whales were mistaken as mermaids.

After receiving an incoherent text message from my buddy.

The moment he realized he's big enough to flip the couch

The reason why inept people get elected

I'm not going to read a giant block of text unless I have some inkling it'll be worthwhile

Fucking Media