Reddit on September 13, 2016

Rosanne Cash just posted this on Twitter - "Miss my dad, gone 13 yrs today. Here he is after I told him I got a ticket for driving 102 mph in his car."

That's not how this works, and no more parties with co-workers for us.

My great grandfather gave Einstein violin lessons

When you go fishing, always take an action figure with you.

There was no traffic and it saved me about 10 bucks!

To the guy who works with Tony...

Here is what 826 days sober looks like. Left is me June 11th 2014, on the right is me today. Recovery is possible!

Technology hates me

Local store sells bags of Lucky Charms marshmallows

Went to the zoo today and saw a new jellyfish on display. After taking a picture, the zookeeper nearby said this species has never been on display anywhere in the world until today, and you took one of the first pictures of it.

Fuck this bakery

Leave me here - It's too late for me!

I started browsing 9gag out of boredom. Too much face palm.

Tina Fey drawing on her own Gap ad at a New York bus stop in 2001

What a nice start to my day...

I'm looking at you, college freshmen

She hits hard for a girl, is all I'm saying.

A naked girl can get 10,000 upvotes. How many upvotes can a naked gorilla get?