Reddit on September 23, 2016

Above and below

Winner of a fancy dress competition at a school in Bangalore (x-post r/india)

They're both kind of assholes...

My girlfriend caught a fish.

Bruce Quillis going for a deadlift 10 times his weight!

Well...they are fruit!

help him

On one hand, I burned some calories

I'm a monster for smiling a little on the inside at this

My commute's about to get a lot shorter. They're installing a Stargate outside of the building where i work.

Had to leave a message to my mail carrier when I got this one.

A stranger asked if he could take our picture as we were walking in Malibu last night. Here's the shot he sent me.

Not entirely sure what I need to beware of exactly?

If so if you have been following the ridiculousness at my job, I finally got to the bottom of what's been going on.

She was trying to be nice, really.

Didn't even offer compensation for the move.

Puerto Rico the past couple of days.

Working alone at a small retail store.