Reddit on April 13, 2017

Welcome to Idaho

Suspect identified in Idaho fence vandalism

How I know America is fucked.

It was nice to sit around for once and I don't feel the least bit bad about it.

We celebrated my grandma's 90th birthday today at her retirement home and I got to meet this guy. His name is Tony. He's a retired doctor and he delivered me 33 years and 2 days ago.

Tip for perverts: Don't watch porn in front of a giant mirror at Starbucks.

As a Pakistani, I so do not understand why an extra passenger has to unboard

I'm a guitarist who loves Metallica and my amazing wife made me this badass boutineer for our wedding day.

Just gotta power through

This is really cute.

My 3 year old went to bed an hour ago

As a teacher, I don't understand why students don't get this. I go over it for about 15 minutes of the first class every semester. Just caught another one today.

enough

Dress for the job you want, not the one you have

Penguin classics book covers spiced with stably selling memes. A risky investment. Might pay off in the long term.

I feel it

Do you know how to do anything right?

After buying a house from a lazy DIYer...