Reddit on May 1, 2017

Black out panels with a twist

In the last nine months, I have gone from a binge drinker to a calorie counter to a weight lifter, all while emotionally recovering from an abusive relationship.

Somebody once told me 👌

My soon to be ex wife demanded I pay her speeding ticket she was cited after I filed for divorce...

He asked for my user name. I pretended to have a coughing fit and walked out of the room.

This is why you don't mess with fentanyl. Fatal doses of both

Sew this in supermarket today first time I've seen them

It happened again. Dude got rejected in front of thousands at Fenway last night.

Who knew, I was training for this my whole life?

My sister's only exception in using a selfie stick.

Took a picture of my fire pit last night and caught Peter Pan and Tinkerbell

Tired of seeing the same shit on the front page all day?

From the riot in france today

The only shoes you'll catch me in

Met this asshole last summer as I was leaving the bank and walking up to my car

My 8 year old son's soccer team keeps winning in the tournament...

I think that crusader memes are worth the invest

The actual sword of William Wallace